See ya next year :) Posted on 12/24/2008 
Ever wonder what Santa wants for Christmas?
Who's waiting under your tree?
All Floppy wants for Christmas is some new top teeth
Good presents are fun and educational
And even better if they're versatile
My present to you - a life sized girl
Santa's gmail got hacked and he's a perv
I bet they never saw this coming
They'll light up the darkest night
Some should never see the light of day
And some report the weather conditions
Others will weather any conditions
Or are beyond recognition
I dunno, have I been doing it wrong?
I laughed, I cried and then I laughed again
So the Obama gay rumors are true, Wayne Brady is our new First Lady
You'll just be hungry again in an hour
I love my Firefox,
but damn
You can love yourself to a sinful death
I hear the diggin' is good down in Clam Gulch
Finally, a message we can relate to
A message we can take to the streets
Head tattoos are never ever a good idea
Never Ever
And neither is piercing the pussy
or your monkey
However, frog bands are always awesome
And BatGirl is kinda hot
You were a cute baby, but I think your mom might be a whore
Never let Quentin Tarrantino dress your kids for Halloween
I bet you never knew a spider could give you wood
Wow, 3rd world dating really sucks, huh?
I could watch this for hours
My next pet: ninja squirrels!
Look, it's not hard. Stop with the effing commercials already!
You hear that?
::Links
10 Things you don't know about General Motors
Sometimes you eat the fish, sometimes...
Using the hell out of your digital camera
Free Marijuana Church
::Video
The coolest dolphin video you'll see all day
Stay out of the dog house
Canadian police chase
Crazy, sick or drunk - you decide
How to get jail time for speeding
Awesome card trick
